My Whole Life Is A Tragedy

sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

I’m as happy as I can be. Look at my smile *doesn’t smile*

*smushes his face until she can make him sort-of smile* I thought you got turned into calamari

Zat’s why you should avoid zinking overall. Now get off me.

sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

Urgh…you’re too fat. 

Look, look, we’re both yellow now

I’m as happy as I can be. Look at my smile *doesn’t smile*

sheila—marie:

tragicspy replied to your post:
Yes, zat counts.

—*POUNCE*

Urgh…you’re too fat. 

OOC: Absence 

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sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

How are you comfortable on ze ground? Is it all ze fat on your body?

I sleep on the ground most of the time, remember. I’m used to it.

I am used to big comfortable beds and here I am, usually sleeping in ze fucking shower.

Sheila are you actually ever working? Or is your whole existance just walking around and telling people of your current misery?

sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

It doesn’t hurt when I’m high. Man Sheila, you’re ze worst morphine-junkie ever.

Didn’t specify what exactly you were gonna get high off of.

… ‘sides, m’comfortable :1

How are you comfortable on ze ground? Is it all ze fat on your body?

sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

sheila—marie:

… Oh. Today will be a lazy day, then. *Nests against his side instead.* We can do that.

We could get high and shoot random people.

Not if it hurts to move. *Prods him in the side.*

It doesn’t hurt when I’m high. Man Sheila, you’re ze worst morphine-junkie ever.

sheila—marie:

… Oh. Today will be a lazy day, then. *Nests against his side instead.* We can do that.

We could get high and shoot random people.

sheila—marie:

tragicspy:

*sighs*

I guess it’s easier to explain it to you: Maybe you know zat I wasn’t born like zis. Actually zese zings somewhat…grew while I still had legs, which sadly transformed into appendages as well *sighs again*

And zat’s ze problem: My legbones are still in zere and it hurts.

… So… like growing pains, basically. Do you need a tentacle rubdown for those two tentacles then, or somethin’?

No I don’t zink so. I probably should zem get removed but…medics.
*flops on his back*

sheila—marie ha risposto al tuo post : Make love to me

8l …..

What?